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WORKPLACE HAZARDOUS MATERIALS INFORMATION SYSTEM
ELEMENT Woman
SYMBOL WO2
DISCOVERER Adam
ATOMIC MASS Accepted as 118lbs but known to vary from 100 to 550lbs
OCCURENCE Copious quantities in all urban areas
PHYSICAL PROPERTIES
1, Surface usually covered with a painted film
2, Boils at nothing, freezes without reason
3, Melts if given special treatment
4, Bitter if incorrectly used
5, Found in various states from virgin metal to common ore
6, Yields to pressure applied to correct points
CHEMICAL PROPERTIES
1, Has a great affinity for gold, silver, platinum and special stones
2, Absorbs great quantities of expensive substances
3, May explode spontaneously without prior warning and for no known reason
4, Insoluble in liquids, but activity is greatly increased by saturation
in alcohol
5, Most powerful money-reducing agent known to man
COMMON USES
1, Highly ornamental, especially in sports cars
2, Can be a great aid to relaxation
TESTS
1, Pure specimens turns rosy pink when discovered in natural state
2, Turns green when placed beside a better specimun
HAZARDS
1, Highly dangerous except in experienced hands
2, Illegal to possess more than one
Big Hard One Import
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